Friday, May 26, 2006

I'm a roller. It's what I do.

A random post for Friday, because this blog has been about as much fun as the stretchmarks on my ass lately.

1) "Costner" is my new adjective. If you ask me how shit is going, I may say "Man, my shit is so Costner." Tell me that does not have a ring to it and I will slap you in your lying mouth.

2)My air conditioning went out two days ago and, after all kinds of rolling around on the ground, exposing sweaty ass-fros, etc., the repairmen (a team, I have dubbed them Mario and Luigi) pronounced that the problem was not the air conditioning unit itself but the "Motherboard." Hold up mayne, I said, taking my tie off, this air conditioner was installed in 1985, dude. Are you telling me it has a computer in it? Apparently it does. I was thinking, this computer must be like buried underneath the house, looking like the "Lost" hatch and shit, with some dude feeding punch cards into it when we adjust the thermostat. They had to order a replacement motherboard from some other country or something. My air conditioner is international like the house of pancakes.

3) The "Dazed & Confused" Special Edition DVD is OUT NOWWWWWWW! And oh my fucking god it looks incredible. CRITERION! We have to have a party to watch this DVD! And the party needs to have special features.

Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

WOODERSONNNNNNNNNNN! I'm out of control, I am gonna order this DVD right the fuck now. Go go gadget credit card!

4) Me and Sara Hebert are designing my book right now, and me and Bill are fine tuning the script for "The Scheme of Things." The book is called "My Cloven Feet," collects almost 100 pages of short stories by yours truly, and features a commissioned piece of cover art by the talented Shannon Palmer. So in theory, I am being very productive right now. In theory.


Blogger Noma said...

Thanks for still taking the time to blog. I have in my favorites a list of about 10 that I check. Yours is the only one that ever had anything new. Billy Vidrine absolutely sucks for leaving us all hanging after The Blue Mickey. Bastard. Anyway, sorry about your a/c. If it's any consolation, it's supposed to rain a lot this week.

6:28 AM  
Blogger shannon said...

oh shit, i forgot to nerd out and talk to you and sara about the lost finale! dammit. Desmond brought down the plane!! the button is real!! Henry Gale is in charge of the others!!! where are locke and eko???!!!??? omg omg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(ok i'm done now)

i want to go to this dazed and confused party. one of my favorite films ever! I recently saw wily wiggins somewhere; he's all grown up now (imagine that)

on another note, thank you so much for my wonderful party, it was a blast. ka-pow! Lite Brite, hell yeah!

7:02 AM  

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