Tuesday, May 30, 2006

catfish like whoa

My dad caught a 50 pound catfish yesterday. Waaaaaahhhhhhhh. Look at that man's face. He is a happy man.


Blogger Billy Vidrine said...

JESUS! That thing is HUUUUUUUUGE! Like, almost as big as your dad's penis (it's a little known "Bassmaster fact" that your penis size must be at least twice the size of the fish you are hauling into the boat. That is why we fish. The more you know.)

6:03 AM  
Blogger Billy Vidrine said...

This also would indicate that your father does in fact only have one leg. Doctors removed a leg (which one is hard to tell from the picture) at his birth to facilitate his gargantuan penis. He just stuffs the head into a shoe every morning and goes on about his day, a walking, talking GOD among men. I love that man, for his giant penis and the joy it has given all of us.

6:07 AM  
Blogger shannon said...

how many people can that fish feed? i want some. mmm...catfish.....mmmm

9:18 PM  

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