Friday, June 02, 2006

Overheard in my office

Person 1: "I quit smoking for three months, but then I got attacked by this housecat and started smoking again."

Person 2: "Ha ha...uh..."

Person 1: "No, seriously. It was awful. I was mauled by a housecat."

Person 2: "Oh my God. I didn't know."

Person 1: "Yeah, so now I have this nervous disorder and I smoke."

FOR REAL.

2 Comments:

Blogger Alysia said...

That dude's a pussy.

HAHA GET IT!?

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Noma said...

What was he trying to do to the cat?

5:50 AM  

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